war wounds.

[cebs]

Originally Posted by nme

Ha, Ya forgot to remark on your injury: F*ckin hell! I can imagine that being just one of those; *raises eye-brows* "Oh fuck!", situations..
Heh. Cool story mind! You didn't lose any movement or anything in your leg afterwards? Full recovery that is?

A comical face i most definitely wasnt pulling! :Cry:. Seen as the panicky assed mother f***** groined me at an angle, the round splintered on impact. Chances are if we'd been straight on with each other it would have been clean through. But then my arse would have been blown off!. (It was a lose/lose situation really werent it).
Anyway now youve stopped ound:!. As i said, my femur/hip and artery were fucked. My nerve was sliced open, not fully thank fuck. Pretty lucky really when you think that your artery,vein and nerve are pretty much all as one.
Right full recovery you asked?. Sort of. With the help of titanium plates,rods and screws that was the bone damage sorted. The artery was sewn back and tied in. As for the nerve, theres not actually a lot that can be done . Its pretty much self healing. Youve got control over your leg, just lack of feeling for a couple of years. Which im glad to say is now and has been for a number of years sound. while were on the subject and ive got 5 mins spare. About 2 yrs ago i walked into a padlock!!. Where the nerve on the right side of my face was fully split open, totally halfed. Obviously it was sewn back together and ive only just fully regained full feeling and control on the right side of my face.
Felt kind of like being paralysed. Every time i smiled i looked like id just macaronied my pants!. done wonders for my bird pulling skills (NOT!) Everytime i tried flashing a smile at a girl, she was probaly thinking "whats he fucking gurning
at". cheers
legio patria nostra.

[Beyond]

Originally Posted by cebs

Alright people.After reading through and posting myself on this topic,I find there's plenty of styles and disciplines out there being used/practiced.So whether it be in the ring on the street or in a real combat zone,Some if not all of us here have gotta have been injured right?.Well unless your super human that is and a dead hard bastard.(If thats you,you may as well stop reading this nowoundSo i was wondering whats been your worst injury/s?.Mine personally was a 5.56mm round through the groin!.The bastard almost blew me pecker off.I'd love to say i was charging a sub gun post single handily after my entire section had been wiped out!But that would be the planets biggest whopper!.
It was in fact a negligent discharge.We were doing a routine patrol of a small kosovan village.When my buddy,convinced he had a stoppage started fucking around with his famas (ass.rifle).So while i was covering him i turned round to see what the fuck was taking so long.To my horror and disgust the berk's got the bastard thing pointing in my direction!.Next nano second BANG,PAIN,BLOOD (LOTS OF!).And total frigging fright.First thought "Oh jesus me dicks gone".With that thought if i could have spoke,i would have asked the gloit to put another in my head!.As it turns out me dick an balls survived!Blew my hip and femoral artery to shit though(Thank god for uber fast medics).So that was the end of that tour!.If by any chance your reading this marco.Stick to catapults.Mind you you'd probably take my bloody eye out!
So if any of you guys have got/been fucked up along the way.Let us know about it.Cant be as funny as almost losing your dick!. cheers
legio patria nostra.

[headcase]

I can't rmember anything about the car crash except flashes of the followings weeks and a Near Death Experience, which may or may not have really happened (I genuinely don't know but I think it did).

[Hunter]

Hmm.. That seems to happen to alot of people in car crashes. Their mind blocks it, and the following weeks out.

[headcase]

No, it's the severe head injury does that. I was concussed in a rubgy match once and I don't remember that either. Petr Cech can't remember the match where he fractured his skull (which was a similar injury within a few days of mine).

Now I get that "A Million Little Fibres" episode of South Park...

[Beyond]

So you understand my joke Headcase? :-)